25 Funny Ski Quotes and Sayings for Your Next Trip

Every good ski trip produces at least one line that gets repeated for the rest of the week. Some of them ended up on the back of our shirts. Here are 25 funny ski quotes and sayings for your Instagram captions, the group chat and, if you want, your next ski T-shirt.

For the ones who live for the mountain

1. Born to ski, forced to work.
2. I don't need therapy, I just need to go skiing.
3. Life is better on the slopes.
4. Skiing is a passion, not just a hobby.
5. Eat. Ski. Sleep. Repeat.
6. I'm not lazy, I just want to ski.
7. Life's better in ski boots.
8. I need vitamin ski.

For après ski

9. Après ski instructor. Lessons at the bar, 4 pm sharp.
10. Skiing and après skiing. In that order, mostly.
11. Perfect balance: snow and spritz.
12. Mountain life, party life.
13. Sunday Skiing Club: members only, hangovers welcome.
14. Choose red slopes over red flags.
15. The best part of skiing is the part where you stop.
16. Après Ski Club: nobody remembers the last run.

For the reckless ones

17. Don't follow me, I do stupid things.
18. Everything will kill you, so choose something fun.
19. Sex is cool, but have you ever been skiing?
20. Powder junkie. First tracks or nothing.
21. First lift, last lift, no regrets.
22. I ski like a pro. A pro at falling.

For the snowboarders

23. Don't need therapy, need a snowboard.
24. One board, zero problems.
25. Skiers do it standing up. Snowboarders do it sideways.

The stories behind the prints

Most of our designs started as one of these lines. Don't Need Therapy was said on a chairlift after a very long week at the office, and became our bestseller. Born to Ski Forced to Work is what one of us says every Sunday night in March. Après Ski Instructor was a job title someone invented at a bar in Val Thorens, and it stuck.

All of them are printed on the back of a soft 100% cotton tee and a warm fleece hoodie, in a unisex fit from S to 3XL. Want the joke to travel with you? Browse the après-ski collection, or send one to a friend from our gifts for skiers. Packing for the trip? Our ski trip packing list has you covered.