Everything Will Kill You So Choose Something Fun T-Shirt

Your order will be processed within 1–2 days.
After that, it ships and arrives within 4–10 business days.
We’ll keep you updated with a tracking link.

We ship worldwide.
Shipping is always **free**.
Delivery time: 7–12 business days depending on your location.

Our shirts have a true-to-size fit.

For men: Order your usual size — if you normally wear a Large, choose a Large.

For women: For a regular fit, we recommend ordering one size down — for example, if you usually wear a Medium, go for a Small.

Prefer a more oversized look? Then order your regular size.

We believe fashion should look good and do good. That’s why we’re committed to minimizing our environmental impact.

We use sustainable materials, produce in limited batches to avoid waste, and constantly seek eco-friendly innovations.

Your purchase helps support a more responsible and conscious fashion future.